Excuse me, Miss, but you're wearing my nametag:  J. Shaw.

That's your name?  Uh-uh.

My name is Jack Shaw.

And your name is--Jane Shaw.

I got it.

But didn't we meet at the spring job symposium?

And aren't we likely to meet again at the fall symposium?

And shouldn't we be resolving all this nametag confusion by the winter job symposium?

I thought so.

So can I buy you a drink?

I thought so.

Say, I like your dress, Jane.  And you're welcome.  But please call me Jack.

Jack and Jane, I like it.

Share and share alike.

From this day forward.