I know you've probably never heard of the small Mediterranean principality of Scanaba but it is here that my good friend, Filippo saved up his nickels and quarters and packed his trusty Pentax to serve tables in Princess Marina's grand dining room.

Filippo just happened to be descending the castle's picturesque spiral staircase when Her Majesty Marina slipped on her elegant four-inch Gucci pumps and he caught her in his heroic left arm embrace.

Well, you know the rest.  Filippo's fleeting moment of fame promised to last a lot longer than Andy Warhol would've ever predicted.  

Heck Andy, a lot, lot longer.