A QB and a Cupie

                                                           By Ethan Hamill

I do not have to tell you who Trent Olsen is, the three-time Super Bowl quarterback champion for the Cobras.  You also know he has been the last of his species to have escaped the amorous clutches of a would-be wife.  Well, you know, too, that he suffered a terrible ligament tear in the season's fourth game against the Pats.

What you don't know is that the Cobra's team physician, Dr. Mendenhall, recommended an aerobic trainer, a veritable Cupie doll, Sherie Kendall, to help restore him to playing condition after the sugery had sufficiently healed.

Trent is no longer the last eligible super star because his biggest booster now is his new bride, Sherie.